INTERESTING DEFINATIONS
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you
can die Rich .
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
after?
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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